I know it has been a long time since my last post, but fear not... My hatred for people has not diminished.

While vacationing in Toronto, I went with my family to Canada's Wonderland. I was excited to go there for a day of fun and excitment. While the trip was certainly fun and exciting, It was also pretty god damned annoying. The main conclusion I came to on this day was...

I HATE TEENAGERS!!!!

I cannot f#$king believe that I have 2 children that are going to eventually become teenagers! Am I going to want to strangle them as much as I wanted to strangle every teenager at Wonderland? Is it even possible to want to strangle them more than I do already? I guess these questions will be answered in a couple of years.

What is the deal with teenagers feeling entitled? On several occasions that day, whilst standing in line gleefully awaiting my opportunity to enjoy the merriment and exuberance that my fellow patrons were experiencing as they "Watched out for the waterfall" (you really had to be there to understand), a group of a half dozen teenaged girls walked past our group as we patiently waited in the mile-long lineup and jumped the fence to place themselves in front of our group. The most amazing thing about this was I actually called out, in a very annoyed tone, to these muther f#%king disrespectful impolite discourteous in-bred low-class little w#0re bags (can you tell I was a little upset?) that some of us had been waiting for quite some time to get on the ride and that the line does not start there. To my utter amazement, these lovely young teenage girls completely ignored me and jumped into the line. One kind of gave me a scared little look while she was in line, but she was far enough ahead that I couldn't "reach out and touch someone"... and boy would I have liked to. It really must be nice to go to a park and never have to stand in the lines.

The worst part about it is that it happenned all day! Almost every time someone jumped into a line, it was a teenager. What the hell are we teaching our children. The problem in my opinion is all this crap about "gentle teaching". When I was a teenager, I would NEVER even think of jumping in front of people in line. I am sure that as a teenager, I felt this way because I can empathize with the people who have been waiting in line prior to me getting there, but part of it was fear. When I was younger, I can remember that there were many things that a person just wouldn't do because if they did, someone was gonna put a foot in their a$$! The problem today is there aren't enough feet being put in enough a$$es.

Teenagers have no fear these days. What is their worst punishment? They get sent to their room. Boo f#%king Hoo! The poor little teenager sent to their room with their TV, DVD player, stereo, Playstation/X-box/Nintendo, MP3 players, etc... Hell some of these kids have computers with the internet in their room! That's some punishment. I wish I could be punished like that.

Later in the day, yet another group of teenagers decided to jump in line, this time directly in front of our group. I never noticed that they had not been there as I was taking in the sites (I may hate people, but I LOVE bikinis!). These teenage boys proceeded to have Wrestlemania XXVI right in front of us (and our 2 children)! They were throwing each other around like rag dolls. We gave them a wide birth and ignored them as much as possible, but they almost ran into at least a dozen people while we were standing there. Talk about having no consideration for anyone! If these boys wanted to play their homoerotic little games, they should do so in the privacy of their own homes and use protection.

Another thing I noticed about Toronto teenagers is the fact that many of them are running around wearing hats with straight peaks at all sorts of angles and clothes that are 3 sizes too big for them. I'd like to know when the gangsta look became popular? And most of these little gangstas were running aroung with beautiful girls. How does such a ridiculous looking teenage boy end up with a really good looking girl? Seems to me that both the gangsa teen and the girl need a good foot in the a$$. I just wanted to take the hats right off these kids and put a curve in the peak!

I could probably go on, and maybe sometime I'll make a list about why I hate teenagers. Then again, maybe I shouldn't do that because some people might think the list is about them when they were younger (or them right now... I am sure that many teenagers read my blog) and I'll end up having mean emails sent to me and my family.