It has been a while since my last post and I am sure people have lost interest, but I thought do a post on the 10 STUPIDEST arguements that I have ever had the displeasure of witnessing.

I HATE STUPID ARGUEMENTS!!!

10. "I don't remember coming here this way"

This turned out to be a huge fight. I made the above statement to my (now ex) girlfriend and she went off on me. Apparently I always have to be right (which I always am) and she's always wrong. What a stupid thing to fight over.

9. "That guy is such a sweet guy"

My ex-girlfriend and I had an arguement about the "sweetness" of a man she knew. She was speaking about a guy who constantly sexually harassed her (begging her to give him sexual favours and get naked for him). The guy was a complete jerk... but he was in a wheelchair, so in her eyes, he was a "sweetie".

Here is your lesson for today boys and girls... An a$$hole in a wheelchair is still an a$$hole!

8. "That man is prejudiced! He shouldn't blame anything on someone who is mentally challenged! He doesn't have to check the work that a mentally challenged person does! They are very capable!"

This is an arguement that I had with an ex-girlfriend. I should begin by explaining the context of the arguement. We were sitting on a city bus waiting to leave the bus station, when a elderly lady sat in a big puddle of water on her seat. The bus driver proceded to explain to the lady that a young mentally challenged boy cleans the seats and appologised to the woman that he (the bus driver) did not check the seats after the boy was done.

My (now ex) girlfriend was fuming. She couldn't believe how prejudiced the bus driver was being.

I pointed out that clearly, the bus driver does have to check the work, or someone might end up sitting in a puddle. Besides, this girl uses some of the most politically incorrect terms for the mentally and physically handicapped that I have ever heard (she says she has a right because she works with them)!

7. "Why are you asking me so many questions?!?"

My wife's first night home after the birth of our lovely daughter was an eventful one. I made the mistake of asking her if she knew where the bottle sterilizer was and she had a fit! She started screaming at me and crying about how I was not at all supportive and even went so far as to call her mother and get her to yell at me! Yes, her horemones were doing some crazy things, but that doesn't make the arguement any less stupid!

6. "It is easier to be popular at a big high school than a little one"

Hmmm... how is that so? I would say that popularity is measured as the degree to which an individual is favoured by a particular group of people. Therefore, to be popular at a large school, an individual would have to garner the favour of many more people than someone at a smaller school. It is only logical that one would more easily gain a reputation (good or bad) in a smaller group than a larger group.

The stupidest thing about the arguement is that it happened in the first place!

5. "Spam Wars"

A few years back, my wife and I had an email box that was being filled every day with useless FW:FW:FW: emails that we simply deleted because there were far to many of them to read. I emailed everyone on our mailing list and asked them if they would stop sending these emails. I made up a special email for one individual that was very light and breezy and overly nice (because this person tends to overreact to things). Anyhoo, that is what started the spam wars. This person went ballistic and called me every name in the book! Apparently I needed to get a life and I was an *expletive* this and *expletive* that! Of course, I fueled the fire by responding sarcasticly. That really was a funny day!

4. "My car is a sports car too!"

This was an arguement between 2 ladies about their respective vehicles. One of these ladies owned a Ford Focus Sport Edition and one owned an ugly pink Mustang. The Focus was brand new and it's owner claimed it was a sports car (due to the word SPORT in the title). The other argued back that the 4 door Focus was not a sports car, but her Mustang was (bear in mind the Mustang was an old, inexpensive sedan model -- the back seats leave you with little room).

While both cars could be considered "sporty", I wouldn't call either a sports car.

But that really isn't the point now is it? It is the stupidity of the arguement that is.

3. "You are my boyfriend, should support me and my decisions"

Here is a really stupid arguement. Another one of my ex-girlfriends kept asking me if I thought these other guys were interested in her. She was always flirting with other guys when we went out. So one day I had enough and we had a big fight. The above quote was her rationale for being angry at me. She couldn't understand that, as her boyfriend, I had every right to be mad at her for wanting to be with other guys! Man was I stupid to date that piece of work.

2. "I can't beleive you ate so many mussels!"

This was an arguement between a friend and her husband. She, being allergic to shellfish and very horny for her husband, didn't want him to eat too many mussels because she wouldn't be able to kiss him if he did.

Haha... sorry, it's just funny... for someone who is allergic to shellfish, kissing someone who eats one mussel is the same as kissing someone who eats 2 lbs of mussels. I still laugh about that one, man was she mad!

And the #1 arguement I have ever witnessed or been part of is.....

1. "I'm not gonna smile until you buy me a McDonald's cheeseburger"

Edit: The above has to be tied with one other arguement that I forgot about (I don't know how I could have)

1. "Why does it have to rain on the day I go to the beach? Everyone else gets to go on sunny days... why did you have to make it rain?"

Apparently I did a rain dance before going to the beach. I told her it was going to rain... but I guess it is because I made it so.

Now that quote just stands on its own.