While cleaning the basement this weekend, my wife found a soiled diaper hidden under a chair. This diaper has been in my basement since November when my loving sister-in-law had another one of her crazy bi-polar express moments and apparently decided to hide s#&tty diapers in my basement. This is the straw that prompted the latest blog...

I loooove my sister-in-law part troissss

In part one and 2 of this series, I discussed 31 reasons why I love my sister-in-law. So lets start with 32...

32. I love her because there is not a vindictive bone in her body. She would never attempt to seek revenge against someone who she believes wronged her (except for a situation like #39). She certainly wouldn't hide used diapers around the house because she feels like she is being forced to live up to her family obligations which she selfishly wants to shirk, only to have those diapers found months later.

33. I lover her because she doesn't let the the happiness of her ex-husband get in the way of her happiness. Just because he has had his second child doesn't mean she has to get knocked up to prove a point to him. I am sure the reason she got herself pregnant again was out of pure love.

34. I love her because she would never apologise for anything that she does because she is always right. She would never go on a tirade about the terrible parenting skills of her siblings, about how disappointed her deceased mother was in her siblings, questioning the parentage of her siblings' children; and then offer a half assed apology for questioning the parentage of her siblings' children (which is the most ludicrous thing she could have said, yet it is definitely something she truly believes as she has raised the question many times before).

35. I love her because she is such a nice person. She is really wonderfully kind to everyone... Until they "screw" her.

36. I love her because she is not a paranoid schizophrenic. The symptoms of Schizophrenia include (according to healthsquare.com):

Confusion
Inability to make decisions
Hallucinations
Changes in eating or sleeping habits, energy level, or weight
Delusions
Nervousness
Strange statements or behaviour
Withdrawal from friends, work, or school
Neglect of personal hygiene
Anger
Indifference to the opinions of others
A tendency to argue
A conviction that you are better than others, or that people are out to get you

And since she clearly doesn't exhibit any of these symptoms, she is NOT schizophrenic.

37. I love her because she deals with her problems head on. She doesn't send out nasty notes to which no-one can directly respond. She deals with things in person and calmly tries to talk things out.

38. I love her because her because although her boyfriend's family cannot stand her, she makes a daily effort to find some common ground with them and mend her relationships. What she doesn't do is use her child (and soon to be children) as a weapon and tell her boyfriend's family that they can never see her child (I guess the same could be said for her own family as well). She wouldn't do this because her child would suffer the loss of these relatives. She knows that a child needs all the love it can get and she is selfless enough to put her child's needs ahead of her petty squabbles.

39. I love her because she KNOWS when someone is trying to screw her and she'll seek revenge for that, but she only seeks revenge against those who truly screw her. After all, they have little black hearts and deserve what they get. They are all a$$holes and should burn!

40. I love her because I know she is going to read this and be so overwhelmed by my love for her that she will immediately call anyone who will listen to her and let them know how much she appreciates me.