I hate Karaoke!!!

I really shouldn’t say that I hate all Karaoke, because that isn’t true. The truth is there are some types of people that perform Karaoke that I absolutely hate. If I could put a bouncing ball over the words to make it easier for all you Karaoke fans to read this post, I would, but I cannot so here goes…

• Karaoke is fun when not taken seriously. If you really think you are a great singer (which most Karaoke singers are not), Karaoke is not for you.
• When a person or people are trying to sing their song, they don’t need a drunken idiot who thinks he/she can sing grabbing another microphone and joining in (or taking the mic from them).
• Karaoke is not meant to be sung a cappella (vocal music or singing without instrumental accompaniment, I figured I’d dumb it down a bit for anyone reading this that likes to take mini-vans mud-bogging --not the most intelligent people--). There is a reason that there is music on the CD’s as well as words on the screen.
• Karaoke is not an open mic comedy hour. Just because you have a mic in your hand, doesn’t mean it is time to showcase your comedic talents (or lack there of).
• When there is a group of people doing Karaoke, it is important not to be the one singing every song. You can only stand to hear a person butcher so many songs.
• Being a white guy with no fashion sense and a mic in your hand does not make you Eminem!
• Knowing the words to a song doesn’t mean you can sing it well (or rap it, in the case of Eminem).
• Boy band music should only be sung jokingly or by young teenagers. Grown men singing boy band music is really creepy (it is called “boy band” music, not “balding, tubby, Michael Jackson wannabe, grown man band” music).
• Country music should only be sung when intoxicated because that is the only way it sounds even a little bit good.

That is all for today folks. I'm sure that I will have more hate to post soon. Until then... f%$# off. :o)