Did I ever mention that I hate people with babies? Well, I do!!!
In my previous post, I outlined 14 reasons why I hate people with babies. Clearly, this was not an exhaustive list, so I thought I’d add a few more to the list…
Let’s start at 15.
15. If your baby is thirsty, for Christ’s sake, give the baby a drink! Do not however, hand the child a bottle or sippy cup and let him run around MY house throwing it on MY floor (denting the floor and spilling milk everywhere).
17. If you are at my house and you wish to change your baby’s diaper, the best place to do this is in the bathroom. NOT on my couch (or kitchen table…gross) with a tiny pad under the child (or no pad at all) that any “accidents” will just flow right onto the couch.
18. As for dirty diapers, it should be obvious that they shouldn’t be thrown just anywhere. I cannot stand people coming into my house and dropping dirty diapers in the kitchen or bathroom garbage cans or even leaving them on my basement floor! I would prefer that my house not smell like dirty diapers, so perhaps placing the diaper in a bag and dropping it in the trash outside would be something that a non-idiot would do (especially after specifically being asked to do so).
19. When dressing or carrying your baby, it would be prudent NOT to bang his/her head on tables, floors, walls, etc.
20. Throwing your baby up in the air and shaking it about violently may seem like a fun idea, to those parents who have their heads so far up their asses that they have not heard of Shaken Baby Syndrome.
21. When a baby smells like sour milk and piss, it is time to clean that baby.
22. Baby talk, baby talk, baby talk!!! I said it before, but it is too important to let lie. How is your baby ever going to learn to speak properly if you call a “bottle” a BaBa? Baby talk should only be spoken by babies, and only until they can actually speak properly! Would it be cute if your 17 year old was asking for a BaBa or telling you that he has to have a WeeWee?
Well, that is all for today. I think my next topic just may have to be Karaoke.
1 comment:
NICE!!! You hit the nail on the head my brother!
I happen to like Karaoke so too bad for you if I sing really loud and really badly. No I don't do Eminem complete with gestures and choreographed dance without the words or music but I do enjoy belting out an ill-begotten tune from time to time.
I hate idiot parents who don't take care of their babies too.
What about when that actually don't feed it?!!! Seen that happen one too many times. Or trying to dress a baby on a table without using your hands to hold it?!!! Yup, it's like driving a bike and yelling "Look! No hands!!" but the next thing you know the baby falls and bangs its head. Everyone can see that the baby is going to fall...everyone is except the idiot doing the changing.
It is not a bit of wonder that SOME parents are so inept...most likely they were thrown around and suffer a mild to extreme case a brain damage cause by inattentive parents as well.
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