Boy do I ever have something to blog about today!
Let's start by saying I will not hide this blog from anyone... I hope they all read it, because unlike some, I will tell you exactly how I feel about you, and if I have a problem, I will tell you.
And no, this is not the usual, light hearted commentary about silliness that I experience in my every day life. This is about specific people...
If you are one of these people, you WILL know it!
Let's start off with the usual title...
I HATE PEOPLE WHO ACT LIKE CHILDREN!!!
The Cookie Bitch Edition:
Now some of you may be asking... who are the cookie bitches?
Well, let us start at the beginning....
Once upon a time, there was a nice lady named HP. Right around the Christmas season, HP planned a magical cookie exchange where people could come and exchange their lovely, sprinkly cookies for many different types of wondrous cookie treats. When the magical cookieful day came, HP did her best to make sure everyone was filled with the joy that comes with trading sugary delights.
On that same day, the Evil Queen J (who had already baked her cookies), selfishly attended a Christmas concert (that she even more selfishly forgot about) for her son, the Evil Prince. She did not phone HP and let her know that she would not be attending. HP was very upset about the Evil Queen J not showing up for her delightful cookie exchange and even more upset that Queen J did not phone, so she wrote a blog about how upset she was. Well, many comments were made about the how the malevolence of the selfish Evil Queen J transcends the wickedness of anyone in the history of cookieness!
Meanwhile, the Evil Queen J, feeling quite hurt about the whole thing decided to post a blog stating that she was sorry to HP, but the blog and comments were very hurtful and about how people in glass houses should use blinds. The next day, Evil Queen J and HP talked, apologies were given and all was forgiven... or so it seemed...
Apparently M, N and J decided to start a club I affectionately refer to as the Cookie Bitches! M, the leader of the Cookie Bitches took it upon herself to try to have Evil Queen J banished from the sweetful, treatful, sugary cookie land. The interesting thing about M becoming the leader of the Cookie Bitches, is she was never involved in the wondrous cookie exchange to begin with.
With a stroke of a key, the leader of the Cookie Bitches began the Cookie Land turmoil. She emailed everyone she knew in her campaign to banish Evil Queen J. She did everything in secret... in the back alleys of cyberspace like only a true Cookie Bitch would do. Meanwhile, Evil Queen J had nary a thought about the cookie fiasco as she had apologised to the only one deserving of an apology and HP, like an adult accepted the apology (good on you HP). Little did Evil Queen J know, the leader of the Cookie Bitches (M) was gathering her minions and spreading her nasty Cookie Bitch stories about the evil queen. Apparently, the evil queen's immorality had grown to the point where even those who she considered friends would not speak to her. Her Evilness never recieved an explanation as to why the Cookie Bitch Leader wanted her banished or why her Cookie Bitch followers decided to follow (probably why they are called followers), banishing Evil Queen J from their Cookie Bitch virtual world. I guess when you are as evil as Evil Queen J, you don't deserve an explanation.
One can only assume that the Cookie Bitches have a whole lot of Cookie Bitch stories they wish to exchange and they fear that the Evil Queen might expose the truth behind these Cookie Bitch stories. Isn't it nice to know that there are so many Cookie Bitch flunkies that can so easily be lead that all it takes is one Cookie Bitch Leader to decide the fate of friends and foes?
But wait...
M should watch her back, because you never know when a new Cookie Bitch is going to come along and challenge her leadership, and if her Cookie Bitch followers were so quick to follow her, not think for themselves, act like 12 year old, insecure little pre-teen Cookie Bitches and not like the adults they pretend to be... you never know when you too will end up banished from their Cookie Bitch virtual world with no explanation or adult discussion.
For the time being though, you have chosen your followers well oh mighty Cookie Bitch Leader! You found the most insecure children in Cookie Land and gave them a cause. You gave them love and acceptance and since they have no mind of their own, there is little chance of any sort of dissention in the ranks.
Enjoy your little cult Cookie Bitches... When you want to start acting like adults and working out whatever mental problems and insecurities you have, don't look to the Cookie Bitch Leader for guidance because clearly her mental and emotional development stalled when she was very young!
I hope all the Cookie Bitches out there like their cookies sour, because those are the only Cookie Bitch recipes that your Cookie Bitch Leader can concoct.
FIN
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3 comments:
Paul...please. Nothing good can come of this post. I'm sitting at my desk right now in tears and haven't even read the first half of your post. As hard as I have tried to fix my mistake, it keeps coming back time and time again. I can't go back and undo what I started. This has been a very stressful thing and alot of people have hurt feelings and broken hearts. I never wanted any of that to happen. I knew I couldn't erase the mess I had created, but I at least erased the blog posts that started it all. I'm trying really hard to move passed this and hopefully patch some roads and mend fences along the way. I'm really hoping that some day everyone will be able to forgive my screw up, remember what it is that drew us to each other and started that friendship that used to mean so much...patch things up and move forward as better people. As long as stuff like this keeps popping up...that's going to be pretty tough. Please Paul...let me move passed this.
Hollee
When it comes right down to it, you did nothing wrong Holly. Those referred to in this post have decided to throw away friendships for whatever reason (no-one has even talked to Jen about why they would do this). Friends like that obviously weren't real friends in the first place.
This post was all me and Jen had NOTHING to do with it. I am tired of my wife being so upset about how she is being treated by the Cookie Bitches. She is better off without friends like that IMO.
I am sorry that the post upset you Holly, because that certainly wasn't the intent. As for upsetting the rest of them, well they reap what they sew, and at least they know exactly how I feel and why I feel that way.
I hope you know that you are not to blame for anything and I would never think that, nor would Jen. I am sorry I did not get to your comment right away, but I do not check my blog frequently.
As for the rest, my post is mine alone. My feeling and my opinions. In no way is the opinion of Jen or anyone else in my life. I take responsability for what I write because I am an adult. If people do not like what I write (or say for that matter), take it up with me.
Again, I can't stress this enough Hollee, you did not start this mess. It is not your fault that others did what they did. Had everyone talked it out like you and Jen did, perhaps this whole thing wouldn't have happened. I know you are friends with the others and I do not look negatively upon you for keeping all your friendships.
You Hollee, do not need forgiveness. You and Jen worked thing out and all is good. You had the right to feel hurt. The rest of them... not so much.
They can be as angry as they want at me because at least I've given them reason to be. As for Jen, nothing she has done warrents the way she has been treated.
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